![]() ![]() Uh… in the game, I mean.Īfter that, there isn’t too much worth commenting on, except maybe where the manual lies and says you’ll get to go to the lungs. Well, with that out of the way, I think I’m ready to enter this guy’s body. Now that I think about it, one of them actually sounds like an adult. GAY2:“No one else was supposed to be here!” GAY1:“Well, if that’s the case, you won’t mind me bringing a couple friends in. GAY2:“Of course not, it was my idea in the first place. GAY1:“Are we ready? … Not having any second thoughts about this? Not getting a little nervous?” And the audio was stolen from two gay junior high kids with the help of a hidden locker room microphone, which, in addition to being horrifying, might incidentally explain the bad dubbing. This scene starts with two guys exchanging unintelligent dialog about how they’re going to inject this guy with deadly robots. The next part is where the real intro for this game begins- the crappy, foreign film intro. It’s like they needed to make the intro longer so they used the intro from a completely different game that they never finished. The saddest part of all is that none of it even has anything to do with this game or its alleged “plot”. The first part of the intro is a bunch of people talking into radios, flying helicopters, or falling over for no damn reason. At least the video quality in this game is still 500 times better than in Hook. And there are only a few things in the entire intro that decided to have color. Then it looks like some kind of crappy foreign film dubbed with the voice actors from Hook. ![]() The intro isn’t bad… until people start talking. ![]()
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